Archive for September, 2008

Extinction

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Books are Over Praised,
Common Sense is Vanishing,
Humankind Dissolves.

Submitted by: Thomas


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Illusion

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Reality Fades,
Humanities Delusion,
We Will Soon Perish.

Submitted by: Thomas


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Today's Morning Meeting

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

“Things will be tighter.”
“New hires are Seasonal.”
“…last bookstore standing…”


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Darwin Award

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

The train track is not
the same thing as a crosswalk.
Stop biking on it!


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Ouch!

Monday, September 29th, 2008

My stupid arm hurts
from repetitive lifting
at my awful job!


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Missing

Monday, September 29th, 2008

Blue lobster missing
Either the fishies ate him,
or he has escaped.


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Political Statement from the Average Evangelist

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

Blah blah, hell blah blah,
Howl gargle blah God blah,
Send donations now!

Submitted by: Farris Thorne


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I'm Sick (2)

Friday, September 26th, 2008

Temp still going up
Meds don’t seem to help any
I hate being sick

Submitted by: Lans The Meditator Man

(We also received another submission with the same title, so the title on this one was appended. -editor)


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Stymied By My Hanoi Hilton Stay

Friday, September 26th, 2008

How sad; I cannot
Use the Blackberry I claim
To have invented.

Submitted by: “John McCain (not!)”

(This is an actual submission we received. It was not created by Haiku of Frustration staff, FYI. -editor)


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Seriously?

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

So, it’s cash only?
Theater don’t take credit
Um, what year is this?


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