Haiku of Frustration

Books are Over Praised,
Common Sense is Vanishing,
Humankind Dissolves.

Submitted by: Thomas

Reality Fades,
Humanities Delusion,
We Will Soon Perish.

Submitted by: Thomas

“Things will be tighter.”
“New hires are Seasonal.”
“…last bookstore standing…”

The train track is not
the same thing as a crosswalk.
Stop biking on it!

My stupid arm hurts
from repetitive lifting
at my awful job!

Blue lobster missing
Either the fishies ate him,
or he has escaped.

Blah blah, hell blah blah,
Howl gargle blah God blah,
Send donations now!

Submitted by: Farris Thorne

Temp still going up
Meds don’t seem to help any
I hate being sick

Submitted by: Lans The Meditator Man

(We also received another submission with the same title, so the title on this one was appended. -editor)

How sad; I cannot
Use the Blackberry I claim
To have invented.

Submitted by: “John McCain (not!)”

(This is an actual submission we received. It was not created by Haiku of Frustration staff, FYI. -editor)

So, it’s cash only?
Theater don’t take credit
Um, what year is this?