Haiku of Frustration

Trying to lose weight
only meant to have a slice
I ate the whole loaf

Submitted by: Anonymous

Mmm, Baked round Biscuits.
Crunchy, delicious and cheap
great for recession

Submitted by: Rowley

my train is broken
it did not want to power
no train for today

Submitted by: Squeak

10 rem I Like It
20 Print “I Like Haikus”
30 goto 10

Submitted by: Rowley

couldn’t resist.
Ate like there’s no tomorrow.
Weight will now return.

Submitted by: Anonymous

First part to this haiku is here.

I feel so hungry
but I’m trying to lose weight.
Save me will power.

Submitted by: Anonymous

Get your Viagra
Girls want to talk to you now
Send your money now

Submitted by: Orange Tim

Still not at all well
Still have to go to work now
No sleeping on couch

Submitted by: Rowley

No one is allowed
Halloween costumes at work
Big Boss visiting

Strange smells from restroom
and I need to use it next.
This cannot be good.

Submitted by: Anonymous