Archive for October, 2008

State Secrets?

Friday, October 10th, 2008

Second interview
and they still will not tell me
what the damn job IS!



Bureaucracy Blues

Friday, October 10th, 2008

Rows of brick buildings
shelter fiefdoms that decide
how to stifle me.

Submitted by: Sandy Lygren



I Met Your Jerk Today

Friday, October 10th, 2008

That pile of shit
wafting in your warm jet stream -
I smelled it today.

Submitted by: Sandy Lygren



Stress Neck

Friday, October 10th, 2008

Lying stiff in bed -
rigamortis has set in.
Can this all be stress?

Submitted by: Sandy Lygren



Today

Friday, October 10th, 2008

Today is the day
my first grader sings – happy -
all the way to school.

Submitted by: Sandy Lygren



haikus

Friday, October 10th, 2008

I do not get this
I dont know how to haiku
Oh look just got it!

Submitted by Squeak

(This is more like a “haiku of overcoming frustration,” but we decided to include it, anyway.)



Erk vs Haiku

Friday, October 10th, 2008

Erk can not Haiku
He tries so very hard to
But fails badly

Submitted by: Orange Tim



DIfficult Choice

Monday, October 6th, 2008

Sarah Palin speech,
Or dental work through my butt.
Which do I prefer?

Submitted by: Farris Thorne



Twitter Fail

Monday, October 6th, 2008

Can’t post the link to
the new blog I have written.
Fail Whale block!



Not everyone celebrates Christmas

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

Yule is not Christmas
All the fun of the season
Dancing in the Nude

Submitted by: Rowley