Archive for January, 2009

Ruined

Monday, January 26th, 2009

My kids at school put
Ranch Dressing on their pizza
As a topping! Eww!


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Sinus Infection

Monday, January 26th, 2009

Antibiotics
First round didn’t work for me
My sinuses cry


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Best Wishes

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

No. I’m serious.
I totally hope that you
fracture your anus.

Submitted by: Evan Rosler


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Do it at home

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

I see you scratching.
Dude, come on. You’re on the train.
Tweak your nuts at home.

Submitted byL Evan Rosler


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Life is never like the Sinatra lyrics

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

Flyyy me to the moooon
and let me … fall to the ground?
You let my song down.

Submitted by: Linda


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Is the Mark of the Beast really 5-7-5?

Monday, January 19th, 2009

Submissions slow to
The merest trickle; is it
The haipokulypse?

Submitted by: Farris Thorne


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Misery

Sunday, January 18th, 2009

So much for trying
to get off allergy meds
Fucking awful day!


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Embarrassing moment in the toilet

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

Moment of terror
Indian walked in on me
toilet door latch fail.

Submitted by: tangararama


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But I Got The Job

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

Paperwork Snafu
Start date for new job pushed back
Questions unanswered


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Untitled #8

Saturday, January 3rd, 2009

Sitting in meal room
forced to watch Home Improvement
worst show ever made

Submitted by: tangararama


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