Ruined
Monday, January 26th, 2009My kids at school put
Ranch Dressing on their pizza
As a topping! Eww!
Archive for January, 2009
Sinus Infection
Monday, January 26th, 2009Antibiotics
First round didn’t work for me
My sinuses cry
Best Wishes
Wednesday, January 21st, 2009No. I’m serious.
I totally hope that you
fracture your anus.
Submitted by: Evan Rosler
Do it at home
Wednesday, January 21st, 2009I see you scratching.
Dude, come on. You’re on the train.
Tweak your nuts at home.
Submitted byL Evan Rosler
Life is never like the Sinatra lyrics
Wednesday, January 21st, 2009Flyyy me to the moooon
and let me … fall to the ground?
You let my song down.
Submitted by: Linda
Is the Mark of the Beast really 5-7-5?
Monday, January 19th, 2009Submissions slow to
The merest trickle; is it
The haipokulypse?
Submitted by: Farris Thorne
Embarrassing moment in the toilet
Wednesday, January 7th, 2009Moment of terror
Indian walked in on me
toilet door latch fail.
Submitted by: tangararama
But I Got The Job
Tuesday, January 6th, 2009Paperwork Snafu
Start date for new job pushed back
Questions unanswered
Untitled #8
Saturday, January 3rd, 2009Sitting in meal room
forced to watch Home Improvement
worst show ever made
Submitted by: tangararama
