Haiku of Frustration

I was doing well
’till we stopped at that Denny’s.
Now my weight is back.

Submitted by: Anonymous

Gimme my goddamn
Twinkie right now; I promise
No one will get hurt.

Submitted by: Farris Thorne

I really wish food
didn’t taste so very good
so I’d stop eating.

Submitted by: Anonymous

I’m totally full,
so it’s time to stop eating.
I’m trying my best.

Submitted by: Anonymous

Trying to lose weight
only meant to have a slice
I ate the whole loaf

Submitted by: Anonymous

Mmm, Baked round Biscuits.
Crunchy, delicious and cheap
great for recession

Submitted by: Rowley

couldn’t resist.
Ate like there’s no tomorrow.
Weight will now return.

Submitted by: Anonymous

First part to this haiku is here.

I feel so hungry
but I’m trying to lose weight.
Save me will power.

Submitted by: Anonymous

What I wouldn’t give
For a combo platter from
Pepe Delgado’s.

Submitted by: Farris Thorne