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Monday, November 3rd, 2008I was doing well
’till we stopped at that Denny’s.
Now my weight is back.
Submitted by: Anonymous
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Sunday, November 2nd, 2008Gimme my goddamn
Twinkie right now; I promise
No one will get hurt.
Submitted by: Farris Thorne
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Sunday, November 2nd, 2008I really wish food
didn’t taste so very good
so I’d stop eating.
Submitted by: Anonymous
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Sunday, November 2nd, 2008I’m totally full,
so it’s time to stop eating.
I’m trying my best.
Submitted by: Anonymous
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Thursday, October 30th, 2008Trying to lose weight
only meant to have a slice
I ate the whole loaf
Submitted by: Anonymous
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Thursday, October 30th, 2008Mmm, Baked round Biscuits.
Crunchy, delicious and cheap
great for recession
Submitted by: Rowley
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Tuesday, October 28th, 2008couldn’t resist.
Ate like there’s no tomorrow.
Weight will now return.
Submitted by: Anonymous
First part to this haiku is here.
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Tuesday, October 28th, 2008I feel so hungry
but I’m trying to lose weight.
Save me will power.
Submitted by: Anonymous
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Monday, September 22nd, 2008What I wouldn’t give
For a combo platter from
Pepe Delgado’s.
Submitted by: Farris Thorne
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