Haiku of Frustration

Running all over
To find brightly colored eggs
Damn! They are all camped!

New year looks a lot
like last year did, by this time
one year ago, not?

Submitted by: Linda

I’ve insomnia.
I finally fell asleep.
Then garbage truck came.

Submitted by: Anonymous

Damn this Friggin’ Cough.
It just Won’t leave me alone.
Where’s My Ther-A-Flu?

Submitted by Robert T. Gasperson

Sick of job hunting
Not going as well as hoped
Can I give up now?

Submitted by Ben

The world stinks of tar
Re-sealed the roads again
I’ve been sick for days

Muscle relaxant
eases sore muscle pain, but
nothing else gets done

Today’s weigh-in, not
the results I expected
feels like I’ve lost weight

Sitting and waiting
For the Government to call
Between one and three

Here, Hyper Nonsense
Aren’t you too big to fail?
Have some bailout funds!

Submitted by: Ken Turetzky