Untitled #18

Sunday, July 3rd, 2011

Waiting for the poo
Coffee seeps through the system
Was that an earthquake?

Submitted by: someone who didn’t use normal letters for a name



Death By Pine Tree

Monday, December 20th, 2010

City cut down trees
Chopped allergens into air
Scent invades my house



Something else I cannot eat

Tuesday, June 15th, 2010

Allergy symptoms
From BBQ sauce at Mo’s
Was unexpected



It must be Spring

Monday, May 3rd, 2010

Pollen count is high
My birds are feeling it too
We’re all suffering



Untitled #16

Saturday, December 12th, 2009

I’ve insomnia.
I finally fell asleep.
Then garbage truck came.

Submitted by: Anonymous



Damn this Friggin’ Cough

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

Damn this Friggin’ Cough.
It just Won’t leave me alone.
Where’s My Ther-A-Flu?

Submitted by Robert T. Gasperson



Where’s my bubble?

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

The world stinks of tar
Re-sealed the roads again
I’ve been sick for days



Can I sleep now?

Sunday, November 1st, 2009

Muscle relaxant
eases sore muscle pain, but
nothing else gets done



Scale of disappointment

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

Today’s weigh-in, not
the results I expected
feels like I’ve lost weight



Untitled #14

Monday, August 24th, 2009

Food is my downfall
Someday I will enjoy me
Walking serves me joy

Submitted by: Meg Cardoza