Do it at home

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

I see you scratching.
Dude, come on. You’re on the train.
Tweak your nuts at home.

Submitted byL Evan Rosler


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Life is never like the Sinatra lyrics

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

Flyyy me to the moooon
and let me … fall to the ground?
You let my song down.

Submitted by: Linda


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Embarrassing moment in the toilet

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

Moment of terror
Indian walked in on me
toilet door latch fail.

Submitted by: tangararama


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No rest

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

Rest for the wicked
I can feel no rest for me
I’m the wicked’s Mom.

Submitted by: Linda


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Pet Peeve

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

My biggest pet peeve
Are loose and stray dogs roaming
When I walk my dog

Submitted by: Nathan Lott


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Medical bills

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

My health insurance,
won’t cover vet bills for pets.
Pets are family.


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Untitled

Friday, October 24th, 2008

Strange smells from restroom
and I need to use it next.
This cannot be good.

Submitted by: Anonymous


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Parking Peanut

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

10 empty spaces
Blocking driveway and me too
Park elsewhere, PEANUT!

Submitted by: Erk


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Bureaucracy Blues

Friday, October 10th, 2008

Rows of brick buildings
shelter fiefdoms that decide
how to stifle me.

Submitted by: Sandy Lygren


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I Met Your Jerk Today

Friday, October 10th, 2008

That pile of shit
wafting in your warm jet stream -
I smelled it today.

Submitted by: Sandy Lygren


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