Life is never like the Sinatra lyrics

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

Flyyy me to the moooon
and let me … fall to the ground?
You let my song down.

Submitted by: Linda



Embarrassing moment in the toilet

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

Moment of terror
Indian walked in on me
toilet door latch fail.

Submitted by: tangararama



No rest

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

Rest for the wicked
I can feel no rest for me
I’m the wicked’s Mom.

Submitted by: Linda



Pet Peeve

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

My biggest pet peeve
Are loose and stray dogs roaming
When I walk my dog

Submitted by: Nathan Lott



Medical bills

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

My health insurance,
won’t cover vet bills for pets.
Pets are family.



Untitled

Friday, October 24th, 2008

Strange smells from restroom
and I need to use it next.
This cannot be good.

Submitted by: Anonymous



Parking Peanut

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

10 empty spaces
Blocking driveway and me too
Park elsewhere, PEANUT!

Submitted by: Erk



Bureaucracy Blues

Friday, October 10th, 2008

Rows of brick buildings
shelter fiefdoms that decide
how to stifle me.

Submitted by: Sandy Lygren



I Met Your Jerk Today

Friday, October 10th, 2008

That pile of shit
wafting in your warm jet stream -
I smelled it today.

Submitted by: Sandy Lygren



Commitments

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

Bloody awards day
I am late for round table
Missing all the fun

Submitted by: Orange Tim